Helluvan answer by Brian Austin Green. Seth Rogen is the funny guy, Brian would be the sexy guy. Even post Glow Up Seth isnt competing with 90210 looks. Thats a killer combo for both guys.
My choice is easy peasy – Brian Austin Green. Guy is a nostalgic sex icon for girls my age but he’s got Megan Fox at home and so he won’t want any of em. PERFECT. All these girls will come around for his looks and his stories and his fame and then when he checks his watch, yawns, and says “OK time to tie a bow on it and go home to my top 3 sexiest women of all time wife!” they’ll be stuck with me. I’ll have my pick of the litter as the 2nd overall pick. Settle for me baby! Settle!
Listen to Jim Breuer talk about sitting down to pee. Maybe the polar opposite of Brian Austin Green’s sexy ass: