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GET THIS FAHKIN CAH OFF MY NAYBUH'S PRAHPETY! Fight Over Parking Features Flawless Boston Accent


I honestly feel like this guy was teaching a Wednesday night class about the Boston accent when he noticed this woman parked on his neighbor’s property.  I mean this is the most flawless Boston accent video in the history of Boston and accents.  It’s the real life version of pahking the cah in Hahvahd yahd, this time about pahking the cah on the naybuh’s prahpety.  Iconic.

Also what’s this guy’s obsession with his neighbor? Seriously, with neighbors like this, who needs friends?  My man was guarding his neighbor’s property like it was his sworn duty.  Like he had taken some sort of blood oath to protect it.

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“Choose your pahking…wisely”

But my favorite part is when he notices the camera is out and transitions from pure anger to carefully-worded mockery.  Gotta make sure to keep the “bitches and c*nts” off the record – you can feel him searching for the perfect androgynous insults. Settled on douchebag.  NOT trailer trash, because as he clearly explained, people who are stuck living in trailers are better than this douchebag putting her car on his neighbor’s property. Just a little douchebag with a freakin’ smile on her face.

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