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Little Boy Discovers Girls For The First Time In The Most Relatable Video You'll See Today

Ahhh that seminal moment in a young boy’s life when he sees something and goes “oh FUCK…girls!” and you’re never the same. For me it was right about….here

After “Hit Me Baby One More Time” entered my life I didn’t want to do anything that didn’t lead directly to a girl wanting to talk to me. Whatever I was doing before was NOT it anymore. Now, I still haven’t figured out what exactly girls are looking for, but it for sure wasn’t riding bikes with my friends and negotiating trades of baseball and hockey cards. That was out.

I want to know what the stoolies’ Britney Spears moment was. I feel like kids who are reading this in college now have no idea how important Britney Spears was to guys my age. We didn’t have instagram models or internet porn in any real capacity. We had to wait for TRL to come on in the afternoon or wait until Brooke Burke was on Wild On E! after Howard Stern to find and outlet for our horniness. I want to know who THE girl or the moment was for the different generations.

Honorable mention for THE girl from my age group

Jennifer Love Hewitt in “Can’t Hardly Wait”

Kelly Kapowski

Sarah Michelle Geller in “Cruel Intentions”

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