Can The Record Be Broken For The Office Mile ?
The Barstool Mile was first attempted by Marty Mush with an impressive time of 7:43 right off the bench. As a former Division 1 cross country athlete (6 years ago) I figured I still had enough competitive juice left in the tank to break the record, and ensure that our resident running hardo Tyler O’Day (seen sprinting across the finish line in the video below) could never obtain the record for himself. Running is the worst spectator sport, and it still doesn’t translate well to video, but hopefully this attempt at breaking the record passes a few minutes to get you through the final hours of the workday.
Thank you to Junk In Your Trunks for supplying shorts that showed off the hammer a little too much at times coming around corners, but were incredibly comfortable.