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Bill Burr Helps Francis Write Jokes For His Special Next Week; Things Go HORRIBLY

Bill Burr is God. He holds the record for the most sold-out consecutive shows at the Wilbur Theater in Boston—19. I’ll be there, one week from today, at the house Burr built: the Wilbur Theater, Boston, MA. 5/17. One night only. Come, and I’ll love you forever. Tickets! https://thewilbur.com/artist/

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Holy Shit, Francis Comes To The Wilbur Theater In Boston On May 17th

I’m a few weeks out from taping my first standup special at Boston’s Wilbur Theater on May 17th. When we announced the shows, I wrote a long piece on why this meant so much to me. I won’t rehash that, but I’ll tell you that my excitement is escalating in a BIG way. I find my palms sweating at night 

In Defense Of Arya's Naked Sexual Intercourse

Grow up. She did. Perfectly legal. At worst it was clunky because she had to untie thirty different straps and shimmy out of her long johns. Winterfell is freezing and somehow, Gendry managed to stay hard enough during her uncloaking to start the sex without any semblance of foreplay. That’s impress

Pam Anderson Shared Some Harsh Haikus Regarding Julian Assange's Arrest

Julian Assange is an odd duck. He’s been in the news for a decade and nobody knows why. Scholars debate. Something about leaking shit on wikipedia with the help of Eli’s sister Chelsea. But we’re not here to discuss the Mannings; this is about Pam, who apparently has a strong opinion about this Juli

What Sort Of Sick Monster Watches Game Of Thrones At A Watch Party/Bar?

This show isn’t the Superbowl. You need to hear it to follow it. I don’t know who you think you are, but if you’re watching new episodes of GOT at a BAR or a noisy watch party? Take a long walk off a short pier! (Is that the right pier? I’ll never know.) PS- for all things GOT, check out our new pod

With Frankie Growing A Playoff "Beard," I Am Officially A Penguins Fan

Chills. I’m having trouble typing. Sid the Kid, Geno, Philly boy, and Letangerang are all back for another run at the greatest trophy in sport. What did you expect? The Penguins in the playoffs are as inevitable as… as KB No Swag writing a post-Vegas “spent the weekend partying and becoming friends 

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