Cum loudly when you fart…or fart loudly when you cum…
When I was in HS I did option one. Loudly. Texted book fart. During fellatio. It was mortifying. MORTIFYING. But I was just happy to be seeing any sort of action like that so as long as I full blown didn’t shit myself, I was cool with it. She laughed it off but I’m sure she would have really preferred me NOT to have farted in her face essentially after doing that.
Anyway, thats gotta be the answer. One scenario is only occurring behind closed doors, with, presumably, 1 other person. If you do the reverse, you run the risk of having to fart in public and putting on a Meg Ryan “When Harry Met Sally” performance:
We’re officially the fastest growing channel on the Barstool Youtube, and I’d like to keep that momentum rolling. We’re approaching 40,000 subscribers in just a couple months, would love to get to 50K as soon as possible. Even if you’re not a hardcore Youtube subscriber/user, anybody with a gmail account can subscribe. Use the same login and password as your gmail for youtube and click subscribe. Help a brotha out! Check out the previous episodes of ATI, and make sure to subscribe on Youtube:
Jim Norton with undoubtedly our weirdest performance:
Nate Bargatze doing the impossible and making ATI funny while being a clean comic:
Theo Von pushing a MILLI:
And Drip God Tom Segura: