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I Used To Be So Ugly

We got a voicemail this week on KFC Radio from a girl who was trying to boost our self esteem because the callers had been particularly mean to us the last few weeks regarding our appearance. I STUPIDLY mentioned how everyone talks about Dave’s glow up but theres been a significant glow up over here for your boy as well. Not because I’ve Glown Up to a particularly high level, but because I started from so so low. Started From The Bottom Now We’re Here type shit. Back when I used to shave my head, had not learned about stubble covering your fat face, and just in general had a drunk Irish googly face, things were not pretty. Even though its one of those “Well you were 18″ type things I really didnt want it out there. Primarily because the current state isnt exactly a fucking Super Model either. Went from really bad to kinda bad. Whatever. Fuck you guys. I genuinely didnt want to put this picture out there ever but I’m such a slave to the goddam content. Do whatever it takes for a goddam laugh even if its all you shitheads just laughing at me. Fuck.

Heres the only 4 pictures of me that arent that bad. Basically pictures where I look like a human instead of some Cro-Magnon creature. I just grew my hair and some stubble and lost my fat college face and I just hope for the best every day I wake up.

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