On Today's Episode of Hard Factor...
-Trumpdate - Trump wears his mask for the first time in public. Trump commuted the sentence of longtime Republican Strategist and lover of Instagram Burner Accounts Roger Stone. The man in the Bowler Hat and Women’s Sunglasses is free to keep doing whatever the fuck he does inside his several homes, and obviously the Dems are mad, Robert Mueller was so mad he wrote an Op-ep for WAPO...
-Mayor of Louisville Greg Fischer. Fischer was holding a press conference at a city housing project and he had a podium setup and reporters and everything when he got interrupted by a large group of protestors that just walked directly behind him and held up a bunch of signs including one enormous one that said Fire Fire Gentrifier then they started yelling that over megaphones completely drowning the Mayor out.
-Everyone’s favorite monster’s assistant Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been moved from cell to cell to avoid assassins in her Brooklyn jail. I guess what happens is when you put all the violent people in the same place, some of them are willing to commit violent crimes if you pay them.
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