On this edition of Florida Man Friday we bring you...
- Appointed county commissioner Nick Nicholson, who abused his power to the point of running a brothel out of his home. Nick is now seeking re-election and we can only imagine what news he might bring us if returned to power.
- A 41 year old loser who got busted letting a 12 year old girl drive his Jeep at 85mph because he wanted to be "like a cool dad", only problem is he is not cool nor the girl's father and may be up to something far more sinister, OR he's just a loser that this 12 year old has wrapped around her finger. We discuss the possibilities on the show.
- A 63 year old man who really loves the rain, so much so it likes to walk naked in the rain and show the neighborhood his giant erection that it gives him, all while carrying around cooking oil to escape from police and likely masturbate with.
- The CHAZ is officially the worst place in America, as an army of white vegans has taken over a 6 block section of Seattle and named it the CHAZ, led by Soundcloud rapper Raz Simone. We will be waiting anxiously for their list of demands if it goes much longer.
- Nevada Governor is going to pardon anyone arrested for less than an ounce of weed, which is great news for Justice, since it fucking legal there now.
- The Cane Toad is an invasive species of toad that is killing pets in Southern Florida, and probably also making some daring residents very high or very sick from licking the venomous excretion they produce when agitated.
- A 17 foot python was wrestled down and brought in by Python Bowl champion Mike Kimmel in the Everglades, he says he lost about a gallon of blood bringing her in. What a nut.
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