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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>French Footballer Suspended For Biting Dick</title><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:1.05rem;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 20px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content img{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content .ym{margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:0 0 15px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:0 0 16px 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 16px 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style></head><body class="union__content"><p><strong>The Good Side of Bad News </strong></p><p>Soccer player in France is suspended 5 years for biting an opponents penis <strong>(3:36)</strong></p><div align="center" id="Article-Page_In-Article-Unit" data-union-ad><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({placementName:"Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",slotId:"Article-Page_In-Article-Unit"})</script></div><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">var freestar=freestar||{};freestar.hitTime=Date.now(),freestar.queue=freestar.queue||[],freestar.config=freestar.config||{},freestar.debug=-1!==window.location.search.indexOf("fsdebug"),freestar.config.enabled_slots=[],function(e){var r=e.getElementsByTagName("script")[0],t=e.createElement("script"),a="https://a.pub.network/barstoolsports-com";a+=freestar.debug?"/qa/pubfig.min.js":"/pubfig.min.js",t.async=!0,t.src=a,r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r)}((window,document)),freestar.initCallback=function(){0===freestar.config.enabled_slots.length?freestar.initCallbackCalled=!1:freestar.newAdSlots(freestar.config.enabled_slots)}</script><p>Revenge on a cheating boyfriend: 5 MILLION + views on social <strong>(7:21)</strong></p><p>Male victim said she crushed two beers, and proceeded to “Stone Cold Steve Austin my ass” <strong>(12:11)</strong></p><p>Missouri suspect hiding from police, loud fart gives him away <strong>(16:15)</strong></p><p>Wedding story stink bomb <strong>(18:08)</strong></p><p>Stripper stories make the world go round: A stripper on the way to jail: “Can you stop at a drive thru? Are they gonna feed me? I don’t want to get fucked in the ass.” <strong>(24:42)</strong></p><p>A woman is arrested after placing Easter eggs with PORN in people’s mailboxes. <strong>(31:00)</strong></p><p>Somebody is in love with a Nazi chandelier <strong>(34:38)</strong></p><p><strong>Hoodies & T-Shirts</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/liBeLp3" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_french-footballer-suspended-for-biting-dick&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_french-footballer-suspended-for-biting-dick"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N9bFdA9" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_french-footballer-suspended-for-biting-dick&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_french-footballer-suspended-for-biting-dick"></a></div></div></div><p><strong>Download & Listen</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aIvbmr8" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id1495087840"></a></div></div></div><p><strong> </strong></p></body></html>

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