One Of The 'Property Brothers' Throwing Down A Dunk Must Be The Most Athletic Moment In HGTV History

I’ve got no clue how I ended up down this rabbit hole yesterday but somehow I stumbled across this Vine of one of the Property Brothers throwing down a jam coming from Grantland’s basketball data analyst guy. Full disclosure: I’m a big HGTV dude — one of my favorite mindless channels to tune on and watch then quietly hate that I’ve chosen to live in the only city in America where I’ll never be able to own anything comparable — and the Property Brothers are right there on top of the food chain for me. I also really enjoy the breadth of Grantland’s basketball analysis. But seeing the two together is a little much. Like come on Kirk Goldsberry, are we really going to point out that’s almost definitely not a regulation hoop? If I’m wrong here I can accept that but if that hoop is a 9 footer or GOD FORBID an 8? That’s basically fraud to not at least disclose that information on the Vine upload.

I have zero doubt in my mind that Jonathan Scott can post up that wiener boy from Love It Or List It or cross over the chick from Rehab Addict at the HGTV team picnic at his will. But I’m going to need more clarity on this situation before I accept anything more than that here. Until then, you’re just Darren Rovell before he met the Great Wall of Big Cat…all show no go.

Meanwhile, you guys think Ciara likes Property Brothers?

I got caught up and retweeted about 700 emoji tweets the other day after the “using emojis gets you laid” blog and even I think Ciara’s emoji usage is a bit excessive. Less is more no matter how much you love handsome twins renovating the shit out of crappy Canada homes.