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'The Guys Before Us Didn't Win Anything Either' - Christian Pulisic And Tim Weah Keep The Dumb Fight Going Against Former US Players Bashing This Era

'Need A Phenom Like Lamine Yamal Or Young Messi' - Tom Brady Finally Figured Out The Secret For The USA To Start Dominating Soccer

It's Coming Home: US Soccer Star Antonee Robinson Dominates England (Again) And Got His First Hole-In-One ... On A Par 4 ... With His Driver

Tyler Adams Effectively Called Out Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup

'They Hate Us' - Chris Richards Is One Step Away From Being Named Captain Of US Soccer After He Said What We All Know About CONCACAF

'If That Happened In Their Box, For Sure A Penalty' - Mauricio Pochettino Finally Earned His US Soccer Pinstripes After Berating The Refs For Screwing Us On An Obvious Handball

CONCACAF And The Refs Straight Up Fucked The US Soccer Team, Mexico Should Be Forced To Forfeit The Gold Cup

Diego Luna Is Everything US Soccer Fans Have Been Begging To See - Put On A Show While Saving Our Ass Against Guatemala, Sends Us To The Gold Cup Finals

'We're Not Gonna Take That Kinda Shit' - US Soccer Is Finally Starting To Show Heart, Willing To Fight And Be The Bullies Of CONCACAF

Matt Freese Showed Some Gigantic Balls, Slapped Them On The Table In PKs And Saved US Soccer From Embarrassment

Malik Tillman Has Mauricio Pochettino In Awe Of His Game At The Gold Cup, The Type Of Player America Needs For The World Cup Next Year

Chris Richards Saved The USA From Embarrassment, Is Now One Of The Most Important Players We Have Going Into The World Cup

'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play

Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team

Every Single Person Associated With The USMNT Should Be Mocked For The Ultimate Dogshit Showing, Ruined Any Hope This Team Had Left

A New Rock Bottom: US Loses Its 3rd Match In A Row, Christian Pulisic's Dad Is Telling Landon Donovan To Grow A Pair For Criticizing Guys Sitting Out

Everything Is Going Great: Mauricio Pochettino Appears To Call Out Christian Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup, USMNT 'Golden Generation' Seems Over

More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness

Good Times: USMNT Embarrasses Itself At Nations League, Players Immediately Get Called Out By Landon Donovan For Not Giving A Shit

Leave No Doubt: US Men's U-17 Team Wins 22-0, Chase Adams Had 10 Goals And This Is The Type Of Soccer We Should Be Playing

Soccer Tough: Diego Luna Breaks His Nose Then Immediately Delivers An Assist For The USA, Mauricio Pochettino Dubs Him 'Big Balls'

'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him

'Honestly, It's The Coach' - Tim Weah Has United All Of US Soccer Fans By Seemingly Insulting Gregg Berhalter And His Terrible Style One Last Time

Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys

Talkin Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Unstoppable And Mauricio Pochettino Showed Why We Finally Have A Reason To Believe In The USMNT