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Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys

There's plenty of ways we can talk about how much the Cowboys suck, but this is my favorite one. USMNT has 3 wins at AT&T Stadium so far this year. Actually, let me correct that. Gregg Berhalter's sorry ass has 3 wins at AT&T Stadium so far this year. Sure, the Cowboys can tie them, but do you think they are beating the Giants, Bucs and Bengals? I don't. We've seen Cooper Rush. We've seen the Cowboys. 

But what makes it even funnier is knowing Gregg got fired in July. The Cowboys have had 7 games since then - including preseason - and couldn't win one. They couldn't win a home playoff game, okay, that's not shocking. But you're telling me the Cowboys couldn't win a couple of home games here to at least give Gregg a run for his money? Do you know how bad you have to be in order for Berhalter to look like a winner? That might be the lowest point of the Cowboys season so far. 

In case you're wondering, the US won these matches: 

3-1 over Jamaica in Nations League semifinals (March 21)

Dos a cero over Mexico in Nations League finals (March 24)

2-0 win over Bolivia in Copa America (June 23)

That's it. That's all we're talking about here. Yet the Cowboys couldn't beat the Packers, Chargers, Saints, Ravens, Lions, Eagles or Texans in that time. Good news is Berhalter got fired and Mike McCarthy is being defended. That's how you know things are going good. It warms my heart to see that play out the way it did. Again, the Cowboys can tie US soccer (fitting, I know), but they won't. You don't run through Tommy DeVito, Baker Mayfield and Joe Burrow as easy wins. Another win for US soccer. America's team, baby.