Evan Fournier Is Out Tonight Against The Sixers Due To Health & Safety Protocols And All I Can Do Is Laugh
The Joker, Standing Atop A Car, Waving An American Flag, Throwing Money Into A Crowd In Miami, Declares That "Fucking COVID's Over, Baby"
Brazil's Miss BumBum Contestants Use Their Firm, Round, Oiled-Up, Perky Platforms (Butts) For The Greater Good
Canceled! Trey Songz Is In Trouble After Video Leaks Of Him Spitting In The Mouth Of Two Chicks On A Music Video Set
LA Teachers Union Warns Members Not to Post Spring Break Photos Because it Will Be a Bad Look While They're Arguing Schools are Unsafe
Highly Popular UFC Prospect Khamzat Chimaev Suddenly Announces His Retirement Following Months Of COVID-19 Related Health Complications (UPDATE: MAYBE NOT!)
High School In Washington Goes Viral For Making Students Stuff Into Tents In Order To Attend Band Practice
Badass 105 Year Old Woman Beats The Spanish Flu, Two World Wars, and Now: COVID. Her Secret? "Prayer and 9 Gin-Soaked Raisins For Breakfast Every Day"
NYC Mayor Declares Live Entertainment is BACK! With Street Performers. In Winter. Twitter's Reaction is Brutal.
An LA Health Inspector is Caught on Camera Doing a Victory Dance After Shutting Down a Brewery That Should've Stayed Open
Khamzat Chimaev Is OUT Of His Bout With Leon Edwards Once Again Due To Lingering COVID Issues - Edwards Calls Out Nate Diaz To Step In
