Fast Food Employee Who Put Period Blood On A Customer's Burger Should Be Sentenced To Death
(Mississippi News Now) – A Mississippi woman has turned herself in to police after being accused of intentionally contaminating food with bodily fluids and then serving it to a customer at a fast food restaurant where she worked. On Monday, January 23, the worker, identified as 18-year-old Sky Juliett Samuel, turned herself in to police to face felony charges of intentionally serving contaminated food. She is jailed in the Lowndes County Adult Detention Center. Police could charge Samuel under a law making it illegal to “knowingly sell unwholesome bread or drink.” The crime brings 1 to 5 years in prison. According to WTVA in Tupelo, the alleged incident happened on January 7 at a Jack’s restaurant in Columbus, Miss. A Facebook post by a Columbus resident said an employee at the restaurant prepared and served food to a customer after smearing her own menstrual blood on it.
While I try not to, I often hyperbolize far too much around these parts. But on this occasion? This one right here, right now? I’m not at all. Sky Juliett Samuel has gotta face the death penalty here. Because if we’re power ranking bodily fluids then menstrual blood comes long after whatever goo seeps out of a dead body long after you’ve passed.
You know how horrific a crime this is? It’s something I’ve never even heard of. A few times a year we’ll hear about some dude cumming in a food or a parfait, but never has a case like this come across my desk. Currently I’m like a rookie cop who just walked in on his first murder-suicide and I’m standing in the corner fucking dry-heaving all over the place. Period blood? PERIOD BLOOD ON A SANDWICH? No. Just fucking no. You wanna ejaculate in my meal? Fine. Whatever. Bukkake my McChicken all you want. I’m not gonna be thrilled but it’s something I’ll learn to live with after some rather expensive therapy. But the moment you smear some sloughed off uterine wall on my burger then I’ve got no choice but to make sure you’re beheaded for your repulsive actions. It’s what the law states (should* state, 1 to 5 years is a joke).