Book Claims Female Secret Service Agents Hate Being Assigned To Joe Biden Because He LOVES To Skinny Dip

Daily Mail- A new book claims that Vice-President Joe Biden upsets female Secret Service agents by swimming naked wherever he goes. The book The First Family Detail by best-selling author Robert Kessler purports to tell the behind the scenes secrets of the two most powerful offices in the world as seen by their protection details. Vice-President Biden, claims the book, is more interested in being seen as a ‘regular Joe’ than the second most powerful man in the world. ‘Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,’ Mr Kessler writes. ‘Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.’ The naked swimming and the last-minute changes of schedule mean that being assigned to Mr Biden is seen as ‘the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,’ Mr Kessler writes. 

Don’t read that headline or story wrong.  Let’s be clear here.  Vice President Joe Biden doesn’t simply like to go skinny dipping.  He doesn’t do it twice a year and that gets it out of his system.  No, Vice President Joe Biden LOVES to go skinny dipping.  He can’t get enough of it.  He can’t stop doing it whether it’s at the White House or his house in Delaware or any number of hotels I would imagine.  He does it so much so that when female secret service officers get assigned to him they let out a collective groan and say “God damn it, now we have to see Joe’s dick again.”  Like a group of kids who just got grouped with the smelly kid to do a school project.  Except it’s Birthday Suit Biden.  Lighten up, ladies.  Sorry the guy likes to have a good time.  Scratch that, I take that apology back.  I will not apologize on the behalf of Joe because there’s no way he would apologize for this behavior.  He’s just a guy who loves the feeling of pool water on his bare naked body.  No harm in that.  Not to mention it’s well documented that male secret service agents likes to have a good time while on the job.  Maybe it’s time for the female agents to follow suit.  You see good ol’ Joe start to de-robe near the pool?  Instead of shaking your head in disgust, how about you pop off that top and float around with the naked VP?  Ever think of that?  Well you should.  Because if I know Joe like I think I know Joe, he just wants everybody to have a good time.