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Have You Ever Watched A Porn So Messed Up That You Couldn't Watch Porn Anymore?

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JAM PACKED episode today, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve got Kevin Spacey talk, what would you do if you “lucked” your way onto a Southwest Airlines concert flight, and breaking down the viral text from the college student yesterday.

As always, we’ve also got your voicemails featuring a girl wondering if she should go “scorched earth” on a breakup after her boyfriend hacked all her social media, a German man looking for love advice so naturally he came to us levelheaded gentlemen, and finally a guy who watched a porn that disturbed him so much he can no longer watch porn.

Now, to me, *extremely Stephen A voice* that’s preposterous. What does that even mean that the porn fucked you up so much that you can’t watch porn anymore? Literally what do those words in that order mean? You saw something that grossed you out so much you can’t look at naked women anymore? Pal, that would never happen to me. That’s like having a bad cheeseburger and swearing off steak forever. Just get another one you big pussy. I could watch a literal beheading at the end of a porn and fifteen minutes later I’d think, “Damn I’m horny again. Time to watch porn.”

So what do I recommend here? How do you get back into watching porn? Same advice Mitch Martin received when his seatbelt was broken at the beginning of Old School: I recommend you stop being such a [EIC Kmarko comes sprinting across the room and knocks me unconscious]