How To Kill Your Elf On A Shelf And Get Away With It


This week the Podfathers are dipping their toes into a little Christmas Prep via nostalgia lane. Uncle Chaps in particular takes an issue with Christmas movies and is fed up with the new crop. I love the holidays and try to stay in the holiday spirit despite one of my kids who shall remain unnamed wiping their feet on my soul these days. However, I had to call out Chaps on his bullshit for trying to crown Duck Hunt as some sort of Hall of Fame game.

Finally, Large has the blueprint for all the parents out there that are looking to get rid of the dastardly Elf Of A Shelf, who has been ruining parents' bedtimes for way too fucking long.

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