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A NSFW Tradition Like No Other (2021)

Well, well, well... If it isn't December first... I wrote a similar blog last year at this time, providing you all (y'all) with a similar heads up.

This year, Vibbs and I explored holiday traditions around the world in a recent edition of Twisted History... And they were all great traditions in their own right.  But for the last 5 years, or so, I've been forwarded something that has made my December days even more merry and bright.

(Safe for work until you start to click within the link)

Booby Christmas is an interactive Advent Calendar where every day provides you with a different topless GIF... And inappropriate GIFs are a pool I like to swim in...

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Unlike other avenues that offer immediate satisfaction, the creators of this little diversion have programmed it with strict instructions that you cannot skip ahead days.  So if you want to see all 50 breasts (25 days X 2 breasts per day), you just have to wait.

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There's a toggle in the top left corner that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

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Also, if you hit the drop-down on the upper right-hand corner of the page, you can opt for the equally wonderful Booty Christmas instead, and replace the naked T's with naked A's.

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And finally, if the fairer sex has a yen for some holiday cock, last year there was something called "Bobby Christmas", where the same average-looking guy (his name was Bobby, I assumed) dropped the same partridge out of the same pear tree but in 25 different settings.

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I am not sure if Bobby will provide his services again in 2021, and tbh I am afraid to Google him… But I'd like to think Bob is still providing a little something for everyone.

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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Take a report.

-Large