The Philadelphia Eagle Had The Greatest Worst Most Despicable Win You'll Ever See Over The Carolina Panthers

An absolute astonishing, indescribable victory. A win in which, while yes, the Eagles won, but more so the Panthers lost. Bad. If anyone actually cared about the NFL in Charlotte they should have Matt Rhule's and Sam Darnold's sacks on a plate. But alas, the Eagles somehow, someway miraculously won. It's all in the First Time, Long Time podcast we recorded immediately after the game with the people. Follow/Sub/Be Happy. We'll hang up and listen. 

PS - The Eagles won. All is well in the world. Some people just need to be happy, dammit. Or at least stable.