Buying And Selling The National Toy Hall Of Fame 2021 Nominees Which Includes Cabbage Patch Kids, Battleship, And Sand. Yes, Fucking SAND
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Back in early days of Barstool, my boy KFC used to do an annual blog breaking down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the finalists for the National Toy Hall Of Fame ever year which would always be amongst my favorite blogs. That sellout has since become an Instagram star, which has placed the responsibility of covering this extremely important news story on my lap.
Since I don't have nearly the quill pen that KFC did, I decided to break down the finalists on Podfathers with Large and Chaps where we cast our three votes for which toys should make it, which included some absolutely fantastic takes along the way.
As usual, those silly sons of bitches in charge of this prestigious Hall through an item on the list that had no business even being eligible for such an item, like the stick nominee a few years ago. The 2021 version of that was sand.
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Now I get that sandboxes are a lynchpin to the playground experience and idiot kids can spend an entire summer day keeping themselves busy digging in the sand of a beach. But that does not make sand a toy. It is part of nature. Nominate the sand pail, the shove, or even the sifter that nobody used. But if we don't draw the line at sand then everything can be considered a toy. Water, grass, or even garbage (I guarantee Chaps played with garbage when he was a poor in Florida).
Plus let's be honest, sand fucking stinks. It may be fun to play with but it's a nightmare for parents to clean up and kids don't like being a sandy mess after a playdate. As my guy Ani once said…
As someone that lives his life in the clicks game, I won't rebuke the National Toy Hall of Fame for such an outrageous nomination since I get that there is no such thing as bad publicity. But they are on the rebuke watchlist because sand is the absolute pits and should be nooooooowhere near a toy hall of fame.
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- We discuss this peach of a mom that lost her mind due to books in her kids library that describe anal sex
- We take trip to Content Corner to break down the best shows we are watching these days
- A #MasturbateGate scandal pops up out of nowhere that threatens the entire existence of the podcast
- And much more
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