I Fucking Hate Antoine Roussel

This week on Red Line Radio, we had the chance to interview Blackhawks legend Brent Seabrook. 

Now I don't know a single thing about hockey. I can't tell if a player is doing well unless he's scoring goals, making sick passes, or blocking a ton of shots. Just never got into the sport until 2008 when I was all aboard the Blackhawks bandwagon. 

Nevertheless, I was asked to hop on yesterday's interview with Chief to provide some color commentary. Sure thing! I'm good at providing color... I think... and I figured the best way to do so was to look up a fight where Seabs caved a dude's face in so he could give us the play by play. 

So that's what I did. Except it didn't work out like I wanted it to. The very first fight that popped up was a fight against noted French dickhead Antoine Roussel:

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At first I was ELATED to see Roussel's name pop up. I thought to myself, "Oh fuck yeah, we get to talk about how Seabs pounded this French asshole's face into raw ground beef onto the ice. Sweet!" 

But it was the opposite. Seabrook got his ass kicked, and this is where the "color commentary" part checked in. I couldn't let this slide, so I asked Seabrook about it and he gave the "oh yeah man he hit me 3x and it was over" or whatever he said. I was really, really sad at the end of this 10 second part of the interview.

On Antoine Roussel though - I hate this cock sucker. I really do. I forget why I do, but I do, and if you're a hockey player and I hate you because of how big a cock sucker you are, you must be a MASSIVE cock sucker, because I can only name like 15 players not on the Blackhawks in the entire league. He's the biggest douche bag I've ever seen skate 200 feet and smack clappers and 1 timers on the ice. Just ask Chief; I've hated this motherfucker for YEARS. 

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Every time I hear the words "Antoine", "Roussel" and "French" I get triggered. And Brent Seabrook got his ass kicked by him. FUCK. As much as I love that Brent Seabrook was largely responsible for allowing me to hop on a bandwagon, I now have to judge him for getting his dick stomped by Antoine Roussel forever now. I hate that it has to be that way, but that's just the truth. Antoine Roussel can fuckin blow me. I forget what he did specifically to garnish this hatred from me, but he can fuckin blow me nonetheless. If someone remembers why I hate him as much as I do, lmk. Thanks

Nevertheless, the rest of the Seabs interview was fantastic. Take a listen. Carl almost cried because Loyola destroyed U of I too, which was awesome. Fuck Illinois. 

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