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Can Grown Men Wear Jerseys?

Ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you that Captain Cons is at it again.

I miss one episode and my pal and long-time co-host Connor goes on a fashion tirade like he has a top-rated show on Bravo. Well, he doesn't, he's just a guy in his mid-thirties who still wears Army gear at every possible opportunity. It is sad, really (*Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" plays in the background*). And then, just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber, he goes and totally redeems himself!

Just ridiculous. 

I'll be back for Friday's episode and regain control. 

ROUND 1: We’re gonna kick things off with F.U.C.K. FUUUUUUCK and several other words & terms we use every day in the civilian world that you may not have realized were generated in our beloved military. 

ROUND 2: Ladies, that ultimate sin in men’s fashion that we’re always swiping left on? That’s the military’s fault. Yep, turns out CARGO POCKETS are a brainchild of the troops. Does that mean we can’t make fun of it any more? 

ROUND 3: From Yandex to QAnon to the deep web & beyond, Russian bot farms spreading disinformation & conspiracy theories online are making Americans go nuts before the election and it’s only gonna get weirder. 

ROUND 4: How would you feel about your Dad being in your unit? That’s the case for a 59 year old SSgt who just completed the Army’s Combat Basic Training Course to join ranks with his Specialist son in the 405th Civil Affairs Battalion