Old Man Navy Yells At CBD Clouds

Sailors and Marines will no longer be able to soothe their skin with CBD lotions.

Here is a little tip for senior leaders in the military. You can get away with ANYTHING if you just say it has something to do with "Mission Readiness." What is Mission Readiness? Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Mission Readiness is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Not quite, Chaps. It is actually a malleable ball of buzzword clay that can be fashioned into a bludgeon and deployed against any argument. 

If you're a sailor or Marine reading this, don't forget to dump all your luxurious CBD skin and haircare products and head to the exchange and replace them. Pick up a case of beer or a few bottles of booze while you're at it. 

Check out the rest of the episode and don't forget to listen to the end to hear our 2017 interview with our pal Large on how 9/11 changed his life.

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ROUND 1: Gen Mattis is back on the scene with his knife hand high… to reenlist a fellow Marine. If you could pick anyone in the world, alive or dead, who would you choose to perform your ceremony? 

ROUND 2: The Air Force awarded a $13.3 billion contract to Nothrup Grumman for nukes this week & Kate has a radical radioactive science quiz for us 

ROUND 3: When I say ‘Navy’ you say “nerds!” ! Navy - Nerds, Navy - Nerds! That’s right, they’re fighting the war on… CBD in your lotions and hair care products now. 

ROUND 4: Over to Australia where we’ll tell you of The Great Emu War, in which some large, flightless birds unwittingly foiled the Australian Army 

ROUND 5: We play our interview with Large and his experiences on 9/11/2001