The Short Porch Episode 191: Send J.A. Happ To The Sun

The Yankees split their doubleheader last night thanks to the clutch hitting of the Sock Man. JA Happ was a disaster once again in the first game and needs to be promptly sent to the sun. Immediately. Tommy completely mushed Nick Nelson career and all of his aspirations. Angel Hernandez needs to be banished to Siberia. Luke Voit detonated a baseball and Gerrit Cole remains undefeated as a New York Yankee. We dive into some voicemails towards the end and rank some of Brian Cashman’s greatest acquisitions from the current team. The Short Porch is presented by Miller Lite #ItsMillerTime (Outro Song: Jay-Z ft. Rihanna - Run This Town)