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Sailor Yells "Fuck Trump" In Uniform Which Is A Bad Idea

A US Navy sailor went viral this week for getting out of her car and yelling "Fuck Trump" at an anti-mask protest in California. That's all fine and good, but she was wearing her uniform like a big dummy, oh, and she also didn't even have HER mask on. That what we in the biz call being a "double dummy."

I'm sure by now everybody is familiar with DoD Instruction 1334.01 published in 2005, I practically never shut up about it. If you're not familiar, it basically tells military folks what they can and can't do in uniform. She did something that they are NOT allowed to do. If she just got out of her car in appropriate civilian attire she could have yelled "Fuck Trump" until her voice gave out. But she didn't, and now she is under investigation by the Navy. 

I guess she was just......salty.

And don't miss the rest of the episode where Kate selflessly researched the best military themed porn out there. Big J Journalist stuff.

ROUND 1: Robin Williams would have turned 69 years old this week. He made six USO tours to Iraq, Afghanistan, and 11 other countries, and performed for 90,000 troops. We’ll tell some of those tales on today’s show. 

ROUND 2: Getting political in uniform is a no-no. Yelling “Fuck Trump” in uniform? An even bigger no-no, which one sailor found out this week as she became the center of a viral video out of Ventura, California. 

ROUND 3: What the ever-loving-fuck is going on at Fort Hood? 

ROUND 4: One of the more unspoken wounds of our wars in Iraq & Afghanistan is brought to light by a couple speaking about what happens after a service member sustains injuries to their genitals. The good news, you can adapt, improvise and still cum. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/4ayqvd/lost-some-of-my-genitalia-at-war-how-i-have-sex 

ROUND 5: Kate went on a military porn deep dive & found one for each branch and boyyyy are one of them hornier than the rest… my goodness