On today's Good Friday episode of the Kirk Minihane Show, we opened the phone lines and were blessed with the most absurd caller. Justin from Wisconsin panted and squealed for a few minutes with apparent glee over getting through. He then informed us that his fiance was a pornstar but then admitted she's only made five videos and only with one other guy. Also she might be a lesbian, he said. Yes, he gave out her name on the show and we can confirm she's a real person. After doxxing his "pornstar" bride-to-be, Justin showed off his impressive array of impressions before returning to his work at the deli.
Also on today's show: Crappy morning zoo talk radio shows are having a tough time adjusting the pandemic, Saturday Night Live is attempting a coronavirus era remote broadcast, and Kirk claims that he's never eaten at Wendy's ever in his 45 years of existence and throughout all of his cross country drives, prompting a bitter 30-minute fight and a serious investigation.