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Hard Factor 1/10: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY, Home Invader Steals Nothing Instead Sucks On Toes, MDMA Man Befriends Swans, And Ladies Who Love Cocaine

On today’s episode…

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FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY:

- A home invader likes to break into homes but his goal is not cash or murder, but sucking on the home owner’s toes

- A woman throws a bucket of poop at her landlord, then smears poop on her face to try and convince cops she was the victim

- Lonely man on MDMA steals swan boat to hang out with his swan friends “that don’t judge him” and gets stranded

- Woman gets pulled over for too much tint on car acts suspicious and gets busted for 1.2 million worth of cocaine

- Con man poses as prosecutor to try and get himself out of crime, gets busted for seven more felonies

- Man dressed in turban and shower curtain, gets arrested for threatening Trump

- Cops called for “woman screaming LET ME OUT” turns out to be a parrot

– Woman gets sent away in restraints after losing her mind for not getting the sauces she wanted from McDonalds (see picture)

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