On today’s episode…
Thicc Long News Buffet:
- Iran took internet porn away from citizens as they are limiting internet
- 5 year old brings cocaine to school and tells teachers it makes him feel like spider man
- Trump had an unannounced visit to Walter Reed hospital over the weekend
- Joe Biden hates marijuana and thinks it’s a gateway drug
- Fox submitted a trademark for “OK BOOMER” for new secret tv show
- China sent their newest aircraft carrier to the South China Sea and warned the US to stop flexing their muscles
- Vegan loser is suing Burger King for cooking their ‘Impossible Burgers’ on same grill as regular burgers
- Chinese Man Contracts Bubonic Plague
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