Uncle Large Is Expecting!

A nephew*! That’s right, Large’s Barstool Breakfast counterpart Willie Colon and his wife are expecting their first baby, so Uncle Large talks about what that means to him as the frightening epidemic of Barstool employee with children continues to grow. We also discuss a mom going straight to Disney after she dropped her kids off on their first day of school, how to get your kid out of having a shitty teacher, thinking you had kidney stones before realizing its triplets, a study that says people that have kids are happier than people that don’t have kids but not until the kids move out, and much more.

*Apologies to any readers as well as Baker Mayfield for being part of the clickbait media because I think an actual Saint would be more likely to want to have another kid than Saint Anne