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Kirk Minihane's Former Interim Producer Turned Junior Assistant Sales Associate Is a Business Genius

Dave Cullinane isn’t fucking around. He’s the first producer Kirk Minihane ever fired, the first fill-in producer the Kirk Minihane Show hired, and now he’s Kirk’s all-star junior assistant sales associate.

On today’s episode, Minihane had Cullinane spill the secrets of the successful sales strategy that’s going to make him a full-time volunteer employee on the Kirk Minihane Show.

As near as we can tell, the secret is to baffle your customer with bullshit jargon, tell them you’re not fucking around or yanking their dicks, and then demand seven figures.

You’d better listen now because it’s only a matter of time before Cullinane is so famous and filthy rich that he doesn’t have time to run Kirk’s instagram for free.