Short Porch Episode 117: Fucking Savages

What a week for the New York Yankees. If it wasn’t obvious already, the whole world now knows that they’re absolute fucking savages. Aaron Boone got himself suspended in what was one of the best manager vs. umpire rants we’ve ever seen. We made some new shirts that Luke Voit and the rest of the team wanted ASAP. We recapped the Rays doubleheader and the Rockies series, which resulted in the Yankees having a nine game lead in the AL East. Also, what three Yankee players would you bring to storm Area 51? All this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch. (Outro Song: “Never Seen The Rain” by Tones and I)

And if you haven’t already, make sure you buy our Fucking Savages t-shirt that will be seen all over Yankee Stadium for the rest of the season

And our new Savages Row t-shirt which is absolute fire. The 1927 Yankees were Murderers Row. Well, the 2019 Yankees are officially Savages Row.