You ever seen those creepy ass pictures of Nic Cage, Eddie Murphy, JT, Wooderson, etc. where they have doppelgängers from like the 1800s in black and white pictures? These creepy ass fucking things?
Well today I came across the creepiest one yet.
Introducing 1930s Barstool Carl. This will haunt my goddamn dreams
WHAT THE FUCK. I deal with Carl too much as it is, I don’t need some time traveling Carl popping out of my closet like a goddamn boogeyman in the middle of the night, too.
But then it dawned on me: Maybe this is how Carl is one of the very best baseball minds I know? Maybe the reason he’s able to astutely break down baseball so well, when so few people can do so, is that he’s actually a time traveler from the past? I mean the kid had Yu Darvish signing with the Cubs SIX WEEKS AHEAD OF TIME!
Puzzle pieces are all falling together now. I caught you Carl, you time traveling little butthole, you.
And since Carl is actually some time traveler from baseball past, he makes the PERFECT and I mean PERFECT cohost and partner on Red Line Radio. Ball busting aside, the kid knows more about the game than anyone on earth. And guess what? Winter is coming. Queue the fucking music Dave:
And because of that, we breakdown who both the Sox and Cubs will sign in this week’s episode of Red Line Radio.
We’re getting better and better each and every week with this whole podcasting thing, and we have some WHALES of guests lined up for you guys.
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