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Greg Norman Could Absolutely Get It

So we had a caller last night who was trying to shit on Greg Norman’s body. Greg Norman looks absolutely fantastic for his age so we wouldnt stand for it. I wish I looked like that now. I dont. I have shitty tattoos and a belly to boot. Greg has none of those things. He’s got nice thighs, a great accent, and an impressive collection of wine and Major victories.

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On the podcast today, we answered a hypothetical for the ages.

Your girlfriend and your mom switch bodies freaky friday style. You’ve gotta fuck one to get the other back. Which one do you fuck? Fast forward to 16:15 minutes for that part. Kate freaks out.