Call The Woke Hotline - ZBT #369

Episode Description

We have FIVE rounds in the magazine!!! ROUND 1: Imagine you’re a Bulgarian olive oil worker happily doing your job when suddenly US Special forces come barging in. Is your country under attack, or is one of their Lt’s just a little lost? ROUND 2: An ISIS wannabe was about to head overseas to be a badass “machine gunner” and a “beheader”... until he was turned in by “his momma” Round 3: Nothing says serious business like a whistle blower hotline set up by Dan Crenshaw and Tom Cotton. They set up a hotline about sexual assault, sexual harrasment, and hazing. Just kidding. It’s about being too woke. A hotline for wokeness. The troops responded in a way that only troops could. ROUND 4: BADASS OF THE WEEK: Florida boy swims an hour through gator infested waters to save family, no - it wasn’t Chaps. ROUND 5: Worst things to buy as an adult