UPDATE: Apparently The Astros Turned The World Series Trophy Into A Beer Luge. Still Can't Eat Cereal Out Of It Though
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Earlier this morning I asked the question “How many players got to drink out of the World Series trophy last night“. The answer is still technically zero. Nobody drank OUT of the Commissioner’s Trophy last night. However, I’ll give these guys some credit as they managed to come up with a way to still use the trophy as a vehicle to guzzle down copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. Good for them. Still doesn’t come close to gassing diesel out of the Stanley Cup but I can still appreciate their resourcefulness.
HOWEVA
Just because they can just the Commissioner’s Trophy to consume alcohol doesn’t mean that they can use it to eat a delicious bowl of cereal in the morning.
Or use it to hold your daily supply of hot dogs in
And you most definitely should not, under any circumstances, ever put a baby inside of the World Series trophy
But I guess I was still wrong this morning. Like I said, nobody exactly drank anything out of the World Series trophy but I guess technically it can be used as a luge. So congrats to all you baseball knobs out there. You can now officially do 1/10 of all the cool shit you can do with the Stanley Cup. Enjoy yourselves.