There's Nothing Worse Than When A Pack Of Kangaroos Interrupt Your Football Practice
This is how I know that American football has gotten soft over the years. Because when you’re at a football practice here in America, typically the only thing that you really have to worry about is Bill Belichick sending someone over to your practice with a video camera. Other than that, it’s just playing ball.
But in Australia? Well you’ve got a pack of wild kangaroos interrupting your shit and that’s on a good day. Kangaroos are jackasses, no doubt about it. But just imagine those days at practice when it’s a bunch of deadly fucking snakes taking over the pitch. Even the bees in Australia can kill you. Kangaroos are basically just squirrels in Australia.
So next time you are bitching about having to run sprints at practice, just remember that you could always be stuck playing football in Australia where your conditioning everyday is literally running for your life. Candy asses.