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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Ain't Messing Around When It Comes To Gains SZN

How are you feeling this morning? Probably not great, right? Long weekend of eating and drinking like shit for the past 48ish hours straight? Probably just taking it slow this morning, looking for a nice greasy bacon egg and cheese to get yourself going? Well guess what, bitch? Ruth Bader Ginsburg already got workout #1 out of the way today and she’s probably off to workout #2 as we speak. First one in, last one out. That’s just another day in the life clangin’ and bangin’ the iron with RBG.

What a beast. What an absolute savage. RBG’s out there replacing her gavel with a 95lb dumbbell. She’s in the middle of supreme court hearings ripping dry scoops of pre-workout and talking to the other justices about creatine shits. It demonstrates her inside knowledge of the product. She’s not just mentioning it, she actually uses it. I just hope they don’t have any random drug tests for Supreme Court justices because I have to imagine that RBG’s piss is running a little hot these days. Personally I’m of the belief that they should be able to use whatever PEDs they want to fill their body with. But I guess a bunch of Supreme Court purists feel otherwise. If this was the 90s though? Holy shit. Ruth Bader Ginsburg would be Holywood shredded right now and completely rewriting the record books.

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85-years-old and still getting regular use out of that gym membership. That’s my Super Diva.

@BarstoolJordie