Poker Sicko Tom Dwan Participated In The Biggest Pot In TV History - $2.3 MILLION!!!

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

HOLY SMOKES TOMMY!!! Durrrrrrrrr does it again! What an online poker and real life legend!

Even though my boy Smitty is a former online poker pro and STILL excels at the game, I don’t need any real more insight! Heckfire, Tom Dwan didn’t even win the hand like I implied in the first three “sentences”! Facts don’t matter in the name of Pageviews! I only posted this because I wanted to undercut a fellow blogger who was blogging the same exact thing! Since mine was posted first it’ll be out on social media before everyone! Hardy har har! Is that moral? NOPE! Neither was Donovan McNate stealing Pageviews at will, either! Also, if the creature in question didn’t see other people’s drafts ready to go and do the same thing in the past, it would be different, but good thing Pageviews have no soul!

To keep you around, here’s the old school Tuff_Fish losing his MIND! FUCK ME TO TEARS! GOD BLESS AMERICA!