Bloody Marys From The Stanley Cup Is An EPIC Combo Of Life

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Bloody Marys INSIDE the Cup? Glorious. Never since wine inside the Holy Grail itself has there been a better, more pristine way to get toasty. I’m not the biggest bloody guy myself. Nor do I know what my team winning a Cup feels like. But man oh man, if only I posted about Bloody Marys on social every weekend and blogged about the Capitals winning it all then I’d have something relevant and witty to say here. Aw, shucks. Can’t win ‘em all.

h/t Barstool Nate, who I guess is too lazy to cover the two things in the world he loves most. Thanks for the pageviews. Clean up on Aisle Nate!

PS – No joke, this was possibly my favorite blog of all-time. If only Bryce Harper, Ovi, and an Old Lady somebody would very creepily say they’d love to fuck were drinking out of it then there would have actually been a dead body to clean up at Nate’s apartment. And yes I say Nate’s apartment, cause he’s not at work yet. Or blogging at all this morning.