The Worst Woman In The World Called The Cops On An 8-Year-Old Girl For Selling Water On The Street Without A Permit

I know the phrase Snitches Get Stitches, but this woman deserves so much worse than that. I’m thinking something along the lines of 7 years bad luck and/or stubbing her toe every morning when she goes to the bathroom. Because calling the cops on a little girl slinging some H2O is about as low as it gets. That’s some Disney villain shit in real life. Actually I don’t even know if Cruella de Vil or Maleficent would even be bothered enough to call the cops on some little girl. Steal her water? Maybe. Poison the water? Harsh yet very Disney-ish. But bothering real life police for something like this is flat out ridiculous and only something the worst movie character in movie history would do (The mom from Blow).

I will give this narc one thing though. She has a knack for comedy. Because popping a squat like one of the locals in a Donnie Does video behind that wall and thinking that would stop the angry woman with a camera and two working legs from walking over and continuing to verbally destroy her was downright hilarious.

So the lesson today is if you don’t want to get shamed on the internet for snitching on a kid trying to become a bottled water mogul brick-by-brick, make sure you have a Harry Potter invisibility cloak with you. Or just look in the mirror and think “Do I really want to take a chance of going viral as one of the most hated people on the planet because of some good old fashioned permit whistleblowing or do I want to go to brunch?”. The answer should always be “brunch”. I hope the police actually did end up at the scene of the “crime”, looked at her phone, and threw her in the paddy wagon for any music that just MIGHT have been illegally downloaded.

*If this woman has any money invested in a food truck that can’t sell any drinks because it is being undercut by some ruthless 8-year-old flexing her capitalistic muscles all in this lady’s face, I take back exactly 50% of the vitriol I used in this blog. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a lowlife snitch. But when it comes to moving product (water) on a hot Cali day, there are rules to the game