The 'Cats' Movie Trailer Is Bizarre Nightmare Fuel

QUICK! What’s more horrifying?

OR

This shouldn’t take long, because the answer is the cat James Corden (also known as Bustopher Jones in the movie).

EDIT: We mashed it up with the ‘It Chapter Two’ trailer…

I knew this would look absurd, but I am still blown away.

I’ll make this brief:
– This was Hamilton before Hamilton
– It ran on Broadway for 18 straight years, in London for 21 straight years
– It also made its return and lasted a while as well
– It’s a bizarre fucking show
– This is what the cats look like in the Broadway show

– It has a very loose, small plot…
“Over the course of a single night, a tribe of cats called the Jellicles make what is known as “the Jellicle choice” and decide which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life.”
– But, it’s mostly just a bunch of songs strung together
– I was baffled when I left, but also intrigued
— Feits went long ago and his family left early
– To this day I am confused and also intrigued

The ensemble cast for this movie is a big sell.

The other sell? DIGITAL. FUR. TECHNOLOGY.

Just a giant “what the fuck.”

If you don’t like Broadway shows, you will HATE this movie. If you do like Broadway shows, you may still hate this movie. I couldn’t be more excited.

Bottom line, get used to seeing this promoted EVERYWHERE between now and Christmas…

…and good luck sleeping tonight.