Matt Harvey Was Reportedly Suspended Because He Didn't Show Up To The Ballpark Yesterday

Well there you have it folks. I’m over here thinking Matt got suspended for showing up to the ballpark hungover or still drunk from the night before. Nope. He (allegedly) just flat out didn’t show up to the ballpark. Not late because of traffic (Harvey already burned that excuse). But a goddamn no-show. Because I guess he had a migraine or some shit? Was it a hangover migraine or a “Rangers are playing a playoff game during the afternoon” migraine? Actually I bet Harvey just missed Derrick Rose’s family so he flew to Chicago without telling the team.

Fuck I cannot believe this happened to two of the stars (I use that term loosely) on two of my teams in 2017. What a fucking circus. Stop being such a dickhead, Matt. Or start pitching like a superstar so the Mets won’t be able to suspend you and your 5+ ERA because you are too important. One or the other.