Longtime Stoolie "Tree Man" Once Again Suffers From Tree-Like Hands

Bangladeshi Abul Bajandar, widely known as the “tree man,” suffers from a rare disease called epidermodysplasia verruciformis which causes large, heavy warts to grow on his hands and feet. In 2016 and 2017 he underwent several surgeries which gave him back the use of his hands, but he has presented himself at a hospital in Dhaka because the growths have returned.

Son of a bitch. This is not how I wanted to start my Tuesday. I was looking forward to blogging school today but this is going to sour the entire experience. How am I going to learn how to write headlines and blog when I know Tree Man is back in the hospital with the biggest branches you’ve ever seen growing from his photosynthesis-loving wrists?

Like always, we’ll get through this. Our thoughts are with you, Bangladeshi. Make no mistake about that.

Side note: I think this is actually Tree Man 2. The original Tree Man was one of the first blogs I remember reading on Barstool. Devnest probably killed that sucker. The blog. Not the Tree Man, man. Dont be so morbid.

If you have 45 minutes to spare, this documentary will leave you stumped.

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