I Humbly Present The Worst Person To Ever Ride The New York City Subway System

We’ve covered some of the worst the New York City subway has to offer here at Barstool. Gross chicks masturbating for everyone to see, the asshole that threw crickets everywhere, creatures grinding the germ infested floor naked, motherfuckers shaving their head on the train, and countless more. “Now you’re in Newwwwww York” have been published more on Barstool than heard on the radio.

But this lady is BY FARRRRRR the worst person of the bunch. Simple yet a humongous piece of shit. At least the other people mentioned only ruined the days of the people in their car. When you hop onto a subway car, you know that there is a chance that some wacky shit is about to go down. Especially if that car is less crowded than the others. That’s usually a dead giveaway for some homeless dude being dead in the corner or some loony toon yelling at the moon. You can escape their wrath by just hopping to the next car.

This chick however is a commute ruiner. Not just the people on that train, but the 10 trains behind them that can’t move because this lady needs to fit her granny cart on a train that’s packed dick-to-asshole. As a rather large man, I know when I should just wait for the next train instead of ruining everyone else’s commutes. And that’s just when I think I’ll make it a tight fit. If my fat ass prevents the doors from closing, I am definitely out. This chick clearly doesn’t give a fuck. She wasn’t even fazed by someone trying to rip her cart off the train. And by the look of her resting bitch face, no insults would have worked either. This lady deserved a Stone Cold Stunner followed by a pack of subway rats carrying them back to their lair and doing whatever subway rats do with the dredges of humanity.