Did My Dog Ruin Carlos Correa’s Honeymoon?

Leroy was a very active dog last night depsite his advanced age and double cataract situation. He dipped his paws into the hot stove league rumor mill for the first time, braking stories that may very well end up being true about a potental trade of Carlos Correa and Luis Castillo. 

In fact, major MLB reporters have confirmed many aspects of the report’s and now were just waiting for the news to come true. Unfortunateley one side effect of putting this report out was that word allegedly got to Carlos about it on his honeymoon. 

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You may remeber Carlos was not happy about jokes we made about his proposal well now we flared back up at the worse time for him like a case of herpes simplex b. So Carlos, I informed Leroy of the fact that Your thinking about my blind dog while your enjoying marital intercourse and he asked if he could address you directly. I said yes because hes a good boi so here he is:

Dear Carlos Correa,

Sorry to interupt your millionare sex vacation. I had no idea this would make National news, Soto make amends let me put your mind at ease to the Max so you can get back to suckin and Eaton:

I woudnt be Banging The Drum so loudly about this trade if I didnt think it Can still happen and im certainly not going to Change Up anything just because your GM says its a Trash report. Ive still got my fastball folks im not out here to cheat anyone. If you still have concerns Carlos please let me know Howie can make things right otherwise itll be doolittle, too late. I know it would be a Relief to you to know that some people think ive been in the game too long but lets keep Cole out of my stocking for now, im a very good boy. 

Love,

Leroy