BREAKING: The Official Game Of Thrones Season 8 Trailer Has Just Been Released And It's Glorious

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Goosebumps on top of goosebumps on top of goosebumps followed by super goosebumps I didn’t even know my body had when we see the hoof of the Night King’s horse land at the end in front of an army of what I imagine is every alive character we care about. I said I didn’t want any trailer for the final season because I don’t want to have the faintest idea of the chaos we are about to endure. But that was greater than any hype video I have ever seen and didn’t really give anything away. Arya freaking the fuck out despite being a cold-blooded killer, Khaleesi wearing the Business Trip road alternate whites, dragons flying over Winterfell as the Westeros #superteam is confirmed, Cersei getting lost in the sauce yet again, Varys actually looking scared for the first time ever, Bran and Sam likely doing big time nerd shit, Jaime seemingly completing his redemption arc, that big bitch Euron bringing the entire Iron Island fleet with what I gather may be the Golden Company (bad ass sellsword from Essos to fuck shit up and collect the Iron Bank’s debt), Greyworm giving himself whatever the eunich version of blue balls is, and the dragons showing off their latest kill to their mommy and her incestuous lover (who some people think looks like may be mount a dragon next to his boo). It’s all there and then some and it’s absolutely perfect because it doesn’t reveal too much. Holy fuck I need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke. April 14th cannot get here soon enough.

For those of us doing the #67in67 rewatch, today will be our greatest challenge yet.

Also this hurt my soul. Not a dagger or a sword to the soul. But pretty much everything Ramsay Bolton did to Theon to my soul.