Bad Ass Coastguardsman Jumps On The Fucking Top Of A Narcotics Submarine And Bangs On The Hatch With His Big Swinging Dick (mostly his fist)

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. What a day for bad asses. Two videos that are completely must watch. First we have John Chapman’s video and now this fucking lunatic goes diving on the top of a fucking narco submarine like he’s boarding the merry go round at the local county fair.

Dude, I fucking struggle hopping in a canoe while it’s up against a dock. I’m like
“whoopsie daisies. Whoopsie daisies. Whoopsie daisies” at least three times before I get settled in my seat.

What a day for the Coast Guard and the Air Force. When the whole DoD Squad and the DHS’ best branch are taking ass and kicking names, the entire world is a better place.

We are gonna be talking about this one at length on the next episode of Zero Blog Thirty which just so happens to air tomorrow morning. Listen. Say aye sir. Now scream it. Carry on.

PS: my favorite part is how ho-hum the coast guard is about this. The official release:

U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Munro (WMSL 755) crew members board a self-propelled semi-submersible suspected drug smuggling vessel (SPSS) June 18, 2019, while operating in international waters of the Eastern Pacific Ocean. Purpose-build smuggling vessels like SPSSs are designed to hold large quantities of contraband while evading detection by law enforcement authorities. U.S. Coast Guard video

Just a simple “boards” the self-propelled semi-submersible suspected drug smuggling vessel. This one called for an expletive-laden series of adjectives and I think you know that, Coast Guard.