A Woman Climbed Over A Barrier At A Zoo To Get A Selfie With A Jaguar And You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Look, I am proudly Team Human. Homo Sapiens for motherfucking life. We scrapped and clawed our way to the top of the food chain without the strength, claws, and giant teeth of other predators by playing every dirty trick in the book with our advanced super human brains.

But the reason we are able to lock animals in cages and gawk at them while eating meat from other animals packed in between slices of bread is because we dominated Darwinism and survived as the fittest creature in the entire animal kingdom. Once you willfully throw that Darwin Championship Belt in the garbage and climb over a safety barrier to get within striking distance of a killing machine for the Gram, you deserve everything that happens to you. Our sweet prince Harambe didn’t die less than 3 years ago for idiots to continue to get fucked up by wild animals because they decided to act like wild animals once a fresh piece of meat entered their cage. That jaguar was just minding its business before this lady entered the exhibit. And we all know what jaguars will do when a newcomer comes in and tries to steal the show. They take it to the limit.

The ironic thing is that this lady got more Likes and Retweets getting mauled than she would have gotten with the greatest selfie of all-time. But I swear, if that zoo harmed one hair on that jaguar’s head, I am going to pen a VERY angry letter (then I am going to create a shitload of shirts because I’m pretty sure Harambe may have made more money for Barstool than the Blackout Tour and the Goodell clown shirts combined).