This Grandpa Rapping As He Waits For The Subway Is The Best

What a boss. I’d like to know more about this guy. There’s a billion questions to be asked. What other types of music does he like? Did he not like music until hip hop came around? Was he sitting and stewing back in the 50s and 60s like, “What the fuck? Willie Dixon? Bo Diddley? This music doesn’t speak to me! This shit sucks!” then hip hop happened and he finally felt seen? I hope that’s what happened. He wasn’t just listening to the music. He was in his own world rapping it word for word. What we witnessed there was someone in a state of pure bliss.

If all goes according to plan, that’ll be me in 40 years. That’s what I want my future to be. If I’m old and gray and still happily rapping along to the hip hop music of the day then I will have lived my life exactly the way I wanted to. Hip hop music is my one true love and it’s the one thing I’ll never let go of. Not even if there’s a fire. I don’t care about finding a wife and having kids and raising a family. That all sounds like a whole lot of work. My brothers and sisters have kids so we’re all good on that front. That leaves me free to live my life however I damn well please. That leaves me to be sitting waiting for mass transportation in 40 years rapping along to whatever hip hop artist is hot at that time. I can’t wait.